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Okay, team. One of us is going home, and we have to prepare ourselves.
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Candy walks up to Clock.
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Us? What are you talking about? You got immunity!
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So? Well if one of us goes home, we'll have the same amount of members as that dumb jerk Boombox's team!
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You’re so selfish!
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Globe walks up.
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Guys, guys! One of us is getting eliminated, and that's that.
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(sighs) He's right. We shouldn't argue about this. It's happening one way or another.
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OMG, I'm like, so scared. Melony, give me a massage to calm me down.
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(sighs) Okay.
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Don't listen to her, Melony! She's a smellyhead!
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(gasps) I am not a smellyhead!
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Um, can I have an opinion?
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No!
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Cherry walks up to Top Hat, who is looking at a mirror.
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Hey there, Top Hat! Uh, what are you doing?
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Good day, Cherries. This is my first elimination. I want to at least look nice.
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Uh...what?
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(sighs) Just because I'm going to an informal event doesn't mean I have to dress informally.
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Where did you get the mirror from?
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The right cherry looks in the mirror, which suddenly breaks.
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Grr! Stupid mirror!
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The right cherry picks up, then throws the mirror, while Top Hat walks away.
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(mirror hits her) Ow!
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Popcorn bumps into Lighter.
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You...Did not...Just bump...Into...ME!
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Uh-oh.
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Hi-yah!
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Lighter stabs Popcorn with a glass shard, killing her.
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Hey Lighter!
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Er, what do you want, Spitwad?
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Tissue taunts Lighter, who throws a shard at him afterward.
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Hwah!
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Yikes! (dodges shard) Heh.
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You’re like my right-hand man...lady...thing. You don't get an opinion.
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I deserve an opi-
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The shard Lighter threw hits Melony, killing her.
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Ew! Lighter, stop killing my friends!
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Wanna do anything about it?
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No.
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Then get out of my way, you butt-headed freak!
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Lighter walks up to Clock.
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So, uh, Clock. What are you going to do about the Elimination?
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What do you mean?
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You're not gonna let me get eliminated, are you?
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Pfft, I wouldn't care if they eliminate you. You’re an inconsiderate jerk who could care less about his teammates.
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Harsh. Listen, Clock. The reason you aren’t dead right now is I think we could make a pretty good team. I mean, with my strength, and your brains, we can be unstoppable.
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I'm not gonna make an alliance with you. You’re a terrible person. Now leave me ALONE!
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YOU’RE ALL HOPELESS!
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Wow man, what's his problem?
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Well, I don't know that, but I know it’s about to be your problem!
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The Elimination?
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No, the fact that I'm about to slap you around the face if you interrupt me again. No, but seriously. Clock, you were right. It's time for the Elimination!
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So, what happens now?
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It's simple. You will all go to the Elimination Area and take a seat.
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Um, what about Boombox's team?
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They just stand around here somewhere until the Elimination's over.
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Oh, uh okay. But, what do they do?
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Nothing. They just stand around. Anyway, you guys ready?
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No.
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Too bad!
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Intro plays.
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Cut to the Elimination Area with Team Time.
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Ah, the intro. The perfect way to teleport the contestants to the Elimination Area.
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I know, right? It's so useful!
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What? I was being sarcas-
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Wow! These seats are really comfy.
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Yeah, they were really expensive!
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Just get along with the votes!
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Geez, hold on! Okay, so since you guys know what challenges were, I assume you all know what eliminations are. But for those people who don't: basically, all the contestants on Clock's team voted for another contestant. And now the contestant with the most votes is gonna be sent off the show!
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Oh, that's a scary thought.
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Anyway, now I'll announce the votes. The prizes for this elimination are blocks of cement!
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Yeowch!
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Anyway, Clock, you got immunity, so you're safe!
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Gamey throws a cement block to said contestant.
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(catches said block) Yes!
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Globe, Candy, Melony, and Popcorn are all safe.
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Gamey throws cement blocks to said contestants, which they catch them.
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Phew. That was a close one.
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Also safe are (throwing cement blocks to listed contestants as he lists them) Cherry, Snowglobe, Tissue, Casey, and Picture.
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It's the bottom four, between Dusty, Crayon, Top Hat, and Lighter.
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Dusty and Crayon, you’re both safe.
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Yeah! I'm safe!
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Finally! Geez guys, what’s with all the, like, votes?
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What?
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I'll kill you if I'm eliminated!
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Gamey pushes Lighter back to his seat.
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The last person safe is...
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Lighter: scared pose.
Top Hat: worried pose |
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You know what? I'm gonna open my Christmas presents!
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You buffoon! You had those unopened gifts for months!
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Yeah, and I was saving them for a special occasion.
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The presents open on their own, releasing Tiki, Fly Swat, Locky, and Television.
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Ow.
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Gah! Who are you?
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(whispering) Go ahead.
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(whispering) No, you go ahead.
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(whispering) Okay, how about we say it together?
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(whispering) Okay.
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(whispering) Three...two...one...
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We're Tiki!
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Hey, where are we?
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Cherry walks to Tiki and Fly Swat.
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Nice to meet you!
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Pluh, who are these bozos?
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Well, that's not very nice.
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(whispering) Shut up you idiot, I'm trying to make new friends!
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And, um, I'm Fly Swat.
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Hi!
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Fly Swat waves at Popcorn.
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And OMG, I'm Locky. What's this? Some kind of party?
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This is an elimination.
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What's an emilination?
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It's pronounced elimination, and it means one of us is about to be kicked off the show!
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OMG, this is a show? I've always wanted to be in a, like, show!
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What kind of show is this?
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It's more or less a competition. Hi. I'm Gamey, the host.
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Nice to meet you!
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Gamey points to Locky.
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You, the yellow one. Did you say you wanted to be in a show?
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Like, totally!
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We want to be in a show too!
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I've heard of these kinds of shows, they're apparently hilarious. I'm in.
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Wow, you guys are eager.
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So, can we join?
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Yep.
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OMG, I'm gonna tell my gal-pals when I get home! They're gonna be like, so jeal-o!
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Right.
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What about the elimination?!
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Oh, oh. Um, oh yeah. The last cement block goes to...
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Lighter: Angered pose
Top Hat: Very scared pose |
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Gamey throws the cement block to Top Hat)
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...Top Hat.
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(catches cement block) Yes!
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What?
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Yep. Lighter, bye-bye!
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I hate you! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! (Lighter gets flung) AAAAAAAAAAH!!
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Lighter is put into the Contestant Cannon. It is aimed toward the sky, which it launches Lighter into the sky.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
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Uh, where'd he go?
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I don't know. I just know that that cannon has the ability to send someone to space.
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Ouch!
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The camera pans up and fades to black whilst panning.
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Fade to reveal outer space. The camera pans to a brown planet, then zooms in on it.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
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Uhh.
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Lighter crash-lands on the planet.
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Ugh.
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Lighter gets up.
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...Huh?
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Lighter looks at a sign saying "WELCOME 2 Prison PlaneT!"
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Welcome to...Prison Planet?
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Lighter kicks the sign with anger, breaking it in half. The top half floats away.
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Hm...
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The bottom half of the sign now falls down. The screen fades to black again.
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Back on Earth, Tissue can be seen walking with Television.
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Well, now I can tell that things are gonna be so much better without Lighter around!
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Hey guys, how'd the elimination go?
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Awesome! I'm so glad we voted Lighter off!
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Yeah, he was suck a jer-
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Ah, who are these guys?
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Ah, meet Tiki, Television, Locky, and Fly Swat.
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Like, hi guys!
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Uhh, hi?
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OMG! Who stole your arms and legs?
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Uhh, what?
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Do you want me to get them back for you?
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Uhh, nah, I'm good, thanks.
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Cut to Paper Airplane gliding with Coney and Toothy.
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Wow Toothy! I can't believe you got third on your first challenge!
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Yeah, it was amazing!
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Toothy jumps off Paper Airplane and lands onto the ground.
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Yeah, well like you know I am pretty awesome.
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I sure like this could give me ways to improve my self-esteem. Plus, I could meet some new friends!
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Hey, um? What are you guys doing?
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Well, hi there.
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We're just talking about our awesome leader!
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Leader?
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Yep, that's me.
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Are you guys like, some, kind of alliance?
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Yep.
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Um, well, um, could I join?
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Coney and Paper Airplane gasp.
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You think someone can just simply join our alliance?
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Um...I-?
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You think I can just waltz up and ask to join us?
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I...I, um.
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Well the answer is yes. Welcome to the crew.
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Yay! Awesome! So, what do we do now?
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Well, the only rules are...
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All alliance members must vote for the same contestant at eliminations!
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And you must never backstab other alliance members.
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Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, that's enough chitchat. It's time for the challenge.
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Challenges? That sounds like, challenging.
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Okay, in this challenge, you will be given a giant chunk of rock.
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You mean like, the candy?
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Nope.
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But uh.. What do we do with the rock?
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Well, each team will be given a number of pickaxes.
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And then?
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You will chisel a statue of me!
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Sounds fun enough. What are the rules?
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Well, you just have to chisel until I say stop. The team with the best statue wins. And of course the other will be up for elimination.
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Uh, who'll judge?
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Me. Of course.
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Wait!
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Yeah?
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What team do me and the three other newbies join?
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Umm. Television and Locky, you join Clock's, and then Tiki and Fly Swat, you join Boombox's.
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That means our alliance sticks together!
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Yes!
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Also, all of the new contestants get immunity.
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So, that means we can't get voted for, right?
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You got it TV!
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Okay, good. Also, I prefer Television.
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Okay, one more thing. If you're armless, you obviously can't chisel. So, you can just help shape the rock by directing other people around.
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So all I do is stand around and tell people what to do? Meh. I can get used to that.
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Anyway, GO for real this time!
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Popcorn tries hitting the rock with a pickaxe.
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Ouch! It's rock solid!
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Well, it is a rock.
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Okay team. We lost last time, and we can't let it happen again.
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Yeah, we can't let another member go!
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Anyway, everybody! Get to work.
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Okay New Guy, it's time for your first challenge.
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Okay. Um, what is it?
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You see Top Hat over there?
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Yeah?
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Sneak up behind him, and yell "Boo!"
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Isn't that kind of, um, mean?
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Pfft! I'm sure poor old TH could dig a prank!
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(sighs) Okay.
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Fly Swat tiptoes to Top Hat.
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(sighs)
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Boo!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
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He must have heard our plan.
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How was that even possible?
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Ah. Like, well that's all I'm doing today.
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Like Melony, why don't you do it for me?
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But um, I don't have hands. How can I chisel?
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Ugh! Like, hold the pickaxe with your teeth or something, I don't know.
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(sighs) Fine.
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Melony tries holding the pickaxe with her teeth, but she falls down.
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Uh, hey. We're the Cherries?
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Cherry walks to Gamey.
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Grr! She's being a jerk!
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The Left Cherry bends down, hitting Right Cherry.
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He's not cooperating!
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So?
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So? Get rid of him! (simultaneously)
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So? Get rid of her! (simultaneously)
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Uh, no. My contract states I'm not allowed to injure the contestants.
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Fine! Then I'll injure YOU!
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The Right Cherry punches Gamey off-screen.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
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Gamey hits the statue, which crushes Melony.
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Uhh!
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So, what do we do with this?
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Let's just carve the face into it!
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I think that painting would be easier. And lucky for you, I am a born artist.
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We can use those sticks as paintbrushes!
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Yeah! We can use this pink paint!
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OMG! I'm not painting. It'll get on my stripes.
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(as Candy) OMG! I'm not painting! It'll get on my stripes! I'm Candy that complains a lot!
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Hey!
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Hee hee. That was pretty cool.
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(as Candy) I'm Candy! Nya nya nya!
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Eugh!
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Candy punches Television.
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Dah! Hey, I was just joking.
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Hmmf!
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Well done team! It's really starting to take shape.
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That looks nothing like him.
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Boxing Glove works on the Gamey statue.
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You guys are really good sculptors!
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Thanks. I'm glad to know that you're nice.
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Hmm. We're no jerks!
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Haha. Uh, so. How did you end up in Gamey's Christmas presents?
|
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Uh. I don't really remember.
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Time's almost up guys!
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OMG Hat Dude! I thought you said you were an artist.
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Locky paints the statue.
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This is a piece of fine art. How could you not like it?
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Don't worry. I'm sure we have time to fi-
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The hourglass finishes.
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Time's up! Turn in your statues.
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(looks at the statue from Boombox's team) Hmm. (looks at the statue from Clock's team) Ugh!
|
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Boombox's team wins!
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Yeah!
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NO!
|
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So next episode, one of Clock's team members will be going home. Again. Seriously! Pull yourselves together!
|
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Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked. So Clock, one of your members is going home next episode.
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Like OMG, you ruined everything!
|
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Me- Melony? Melony?
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Melony's corpse drops to the ground.
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Ugh! Ew! You need to like, stop dying.
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See you next time!
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The credits are shown.
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In space, the top half of the Prison Planet sign is sucked into a black hole.
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