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Clock

Okay, team. One of us is going home, and we have to prepare ourselves.
Candy walks up to Clock

Candy

Us? What are you talking about? You got immunity!

Clock

So? Well if one of us goes home, we'll have the same amount of members as that dumb jerk Boombox's team!

Candy

Your so selfish!
Globe walks up

Globe

Guys, guys! One of us is getting eliminated, and that's that.

Clock

He's right. We shouldn't argue about this. It's happening one way or another.

Crayon

OMG, I'm, like, so scared. Melony, get me a massage to calm me down.

Melony

(sighs) Okay.

Dusty

Don't listen to her, Melony! She's a smellyhead!

Crayon

(gasps) I am not a smellyhead!

Melony

Um, can I have an opinion?

Crayon

No!
Cherry walks up to Top Hat, who is looking at a mirror.

Cherry

Hey there, Top Hat! Um, what are you doing?

Top Hat

Good day, Cherries. This is my first elimination. I want myself to look nice.

Cherry

Um...what?

Top Hat

(sighs) Just because I'm going to an improbable event doesn't mean I have to dress informully.

Cherry

Where did you get the mirror from?
The right cherry looks in the mirror, which suddenly breaks.

Cherry

Grr! Stupid mirror!
The right cherry picks up, then throws the mirror, while Top Hat walks away.

Popcorn

(mirror hits her) Ow!
Popcorn bumps into Lighter.

Lighter

You...Did not...Just bump...Into...ME!

Popcorn

Uh-oh.
Lighter stabs Popcorn with a glass shard, killing her.

Tissue

Hey! Lighter!

Lighter

What do you want, Spitwad?
Tissue taunts Lighter, who throws a shard at him afterward.

Lighter

Hwah!

Tissue

(dodges shard) Yikes!

Crayon

Your like my right hand man...lady...thing. You don't get an opinion.

Melony

I deserve an opi-
The shard Lighter threw hits Melony, killing her.

Crayon

Ew! Lighter, stop killing my friends!

Lighter

Wanna do anything about it?

Crayon

No.

Lighter

Then get out of my way, you butt-headed freak!
Lighter walks up to Clock.

Lighter

So, uh, Clock. What are you going to about the Elimination?

Clock

What do you mean?

Lighter

Your not gonna let me get eliminated, are you?

Clock

Pfft, I wouldn't care if they eliminate you. Your considered a jerk who could care less about his teammates.

Lighter

Harsh. Listen, Clock. The reason your not dead right now is I think we could make a pretty good team. I mean, with my strength and your brains, we can be unstoppable.

Clock

I'm not gonna make an alliance with you. Your a terrible person. Now leave me ALONE!

Lighter

YOUR ALL HOPELESS!

Casey

Wow, man, what's his problem?

Gamey

Well, I don't know about that, but it's about to be your problem!

Clock

The Elimination?

Gamey

No, the fact that I'm about to slap you on the face if you interrupt me again. No, but seriously. Clock, you were right. It's time for the Elimination!

Clock

So, what happens now?

Gamey

It's simple. You will all go to the Elimination Area and take a seat.

Clock

Um, what about Boombox's team?

Gamey

They just stand around here somewhere until the Elimination's over.

Clock

Oh, okay. But what do they do?

Gamey

Nothing. They just stand around. Anyway, you guys ready?

Casey

No.

Gamey

Too bad!
Intro plays.

SG

Ah, the intro. The perfect way to send contestants to the Elimination Area.

Gamey

I know, right? It's so useful!

SG

What? I was being sarcas-

Popcorn

Wow, the seats are really comfy.

Gamey

Yeah, they were really expensive!

Candy

Just get along with the votes!

Gamey

Geez, hold on! Okay, so since you guys know what challenges were, I assume you all know what eliminations are. But for those people who don't: basically, all the contestants on Clock's team voted for another contestant. And the contestant with the most votes is gonna be sent off the show!

Casey

Oh, that's a scary thought.

Gamey

Anyway, now I'll announce the votes. The prizes for this elimination are blocks of cement!

Tissue

Yeowch!

Gamey

Anyway, Clock, you got immunity, so your safe!
Gamey throws a cement block to said contestant.

Clock

(catches said block) Yes!

Gamey

Globe, Candy, Melony, and Popcorn are all safe.
Gamey throws cement blocks to said contestants, which they catch them.

Globe

Phew. That was a close one.

Gamey

Also safe are (throwing cement blocks to listed contestants as he lists them) Cherry, Snowglobe, Tissue, Casey, and Picture.
It's the bottom four, between Dusty, Crayon, Top Hat, and Lighter.

Gamey

Dusty and Crayon, your both safe.

Dusty

Yeah! I'm safe!

Crayon

Finally! Geez, guys, whats with all the, like, votes?

Top Hat

What?

Lighter

I'll kill you if I'm eliminated!
Gamey pushes Lighter back to his seat.

Gamey

The last person safe is...
Lighter: scared pose.
Top Hat: worried pose

Gamey

You know what? I'm gonna open my Christmas presents!

Top Hat

You buffoon! You had those unopened gifts for months!

Gamey

Yeah, and I was saving them for a special occasion.
The presents open on their own, releasing Tiki, Fly Swat, Locky, and Television.

Television

Ow.

Gamey

Gah! Who are you?

Tiki (character)

(whispering) Go ahead.

Tiki (character)

(whispering) No, you go ahead.

Tiki (character)

(whispering) Okay, how about we say it together?

Tiki (character)

(whispering) Okay.

Tiki (character)

(whispering) Three...two...one...

Tiki (character)

We're Tiki!

Fly Swat

Hey, where are we?

Cherry

Nice to meet you!

Cherry

Pluh, who are these bozos?

Tiki (character)

Well, that's not very nice.

Cherry

(whispering) Shut up you idiot, I'm trying to make new friends!

Fly Swat

And, um, I'm Fly Swat.

Popcorn

Hi!
Fly Swat waves at Popcorn.

Locky

And OMG, I'm Locky. What's this? Some kind of party?

Gamey

This is an elimination.

Locky

What's an emilination?

SG

It's pronounced elimination, and it means one of us is going to be kicked off the show!

Locky

OMG, this is a show? I always wanted to be in a, like, show!

Television

What kind of show is this?

Gamey

It's more or less a competition. Hi.I'm Gamey, the host.

Tiki (character)

Nice to meet you!
Gamey points to Locky.

Gamey

You, the yellow one. Did you say you wanted to be in a show?

Locky

Like, totally!

Tiki (character)

We want to be in a show too!

Television

I've heard of these kinds of shows, they were apparently hilarious. I'm in.

Gamey

Wow, you guys are eager.

Television

So, can we join?

Gamey

Yep.

Locky

OMG, I'm going to tell my gal-pals when I get home! They're gonna be, like, so jeal-o!

Television

Right.

Lighter

What about the elimination?!

Gamey

Oh, oh. Um, oh yeah. The last cement block goes to...
Lighter: Angered pose
Top Hat: Very scared pose
Gamey throws the cement block to Top Hat)

Gamey

...Top Hat.

Top Hat

(catches cement block) Yes!

Lighter

What?

Gamey

Yep. Lighter, bye-bye!

Lighter

I hate you! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! (Lighter gets flung) AAAAAAAAAAH!!
Lighter is put into the Contestant Cannon. It is aimed toward the sky, which it launches Lighter into the sky.

Lighter

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Casey

Uh, where'd he go?

Gamey

I don't know. I just know that cannon has the ability to send someone to space.

Casey

Ouch!
The camera pans up and fades to black whilst panning.
Fade to reveal outer space. The camera pans to a brown planet, then zooms in on it.
Lighter crash-lands on the planet.
Lighter gets up.

Lighter

...Huh?
Lighter looks at a sign saying "WELCOME 2 Prison PlaneT!"

Lighter

Welcome to...Prison Planet?
Lighter kicks the sign with anger, breaking it in half. The top half floats away.

Lighter

Hm...
The bottom half of the sign now falls down. The screen fades to black again.
Back on Earth, Tissue can be seen walking with Television.

Tissue

Well, now I can tell that things are gonna be better without Lighter around!